will. you. be. my. naughty. polish. wife.
yesterday was a mess.today could be a mess.
tomorrow will be a mess.
my life sounds grand doesnt it?
yesterday i got kicked out of a class im not even in. it was a mess. i sulked in the girls bathroom eating a brownie plotting revenge on the one girl in this universe to make me go insane. i got sent to ISS. lets just say it could have been a whole lot better! haha.
today was amazing though. im now my mom when it comes to the library. i can finally use the computer and take out books. lets hope on that part. i might fill out an application so i can get a job here. who knows.
there are 4 upcoming shows that im extremely pumped for!
The Last Battle on the 2nd..
Honor Bright on the 7th..
Go All Out on the 8th..
Holding Solace/Team Goldie on the 13th..
get pumped with me! Steven said he would go to the last three. i havent told him about the first one though. something tells me he wouldnt go though. i have 6 minutes on the computer so this blog is kind of rushed. oh well.
im in love with GO ALL OUT! and their dirty songs!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 * 6:59 AM
i've been pressing 2 to talk to a tree?
so im back from camping.. what a disaster! it started out well enough but the last day was what i expected from the Britton family. there was a big argument and with my mom being drunk that didnt help anything..but basically i was told that im the most self-centered bitch, i treat my mom like a welfare whore, im an asshole, oh and that im to never darken their doorstep again.
which is really weird because im a bright colorful person and i never thought i darkened anyplace! haha.
but following that little piece of advice, im not going over their anymore. ive said this a bunch of times but those words give me reason not to.
i also took my camera and deleted all of their pictures on it, just because im a bitch :o)
i do feel bad for my mom though because shes kind of in the middle of it. but in a huge sense i dont care. im not going to be treated like that anymore.
so this morning i got to school late, to discover my Steve is not here today.. that makes me sad. i waited all weekend to see his bony bod! anyways, i was supposed to confront Jaimie today but i kind of felt bad because her and Courtney already got into it. so i wasnt going to say anything. but then it was bugging me because i wasnt saying anything so i asked her why she thought i was Courtneys master? haha i know its an extremely funny thought! well she decided to not to answer me. very adult of you Jaime. so i was like whatever. well when class ended i walked out into the hallway to see her yelling at Cindy. she went into the class right across the hall and so i asked Cindy what was said. Jaime turned out to be mad about me asking her that. so i went into her class.
words were said..
looks were given..
people stared..
it was really funny actually..
my departing words were "go get some teeth!"
people laughed. i found out one of the art teachers Mr. Williams looked scared. i think he actually thought that i would slit her throat. so i powered up the stairs so i could get as far away from her as i could. Courtney asked me if i was "hyped yet". haha.
so basically i plan on making her life a living hell. she will wish she never crossed my path.
im such a bitch, i know.
oh well. she deserves it.
so im in 4th block right now and im sitting next to Joe aka JOP aka Mclovin.. and yes Courtney he looks cute today. heres what hes wearing:
purple polo over a light blue tee
khaki shorts
and those awesome nikes that look like a couch
happy! hes making fun of Honor Bright though so im getting kind of mad. but its all in good fun. oh and he thinks i like Timmy. eww. that is such an insult to my taste in men. he also said that Timmy looks 90, i almost got kicked out of the library i laughed so loud. sorry Timmy.
theres a show tonight. im wicked pumped. im going to see Go All Out [the band im doing a street team for] but the other bands that are playing are good too. we havent been to Funk N Waffles in a wicked long time so im glad were going. Joe's band The Last Battle is playing next monday. wicked pumped for that as well. i havent actually seen his band perform yet. and ive made a promise to myself that i would go to any Go All Out or The Last Battle shows in Syracuse. seeing as how im running their street teams. thats another thing. i need to get internet. now my primary source of internet is gone. how the fuck am i supposed to make the street teams now! ugh life is horrible!
after school Court and i are going to the mall to get 3 Kat Von D posters! FUCK YEAH!
class is about over. i need to get more of this work done..
I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok
Friday, May 23, 2008 * 5:10 PM
fake people [named stacey, jaimie, and cindy..]
so today during 4th block i found out some interesting things. now let me explain something very quickly. fake-ness is extremely annoying. therefor i hate fake people. i wish to slit their throats.ive dealt with alot of them in my life so im pretty immune to them. but every so often theres one or two that bug the FUCK out of me..
right now theres about three..
1. Stacey-her hair looks like a poodle's..
2. Jaimie-she resembles spongebob..
3. Cindy-shes a "model".. *cough* crackwhore *cough*
now it seems that all of my reasons have to do with looks. but thats not the case. each of my reasons vary, but theres one thats common amoung them all.
they all talk shit behind peoples back. but dont admit it..
see i talk shit behind peoples backs. but when confronted i have the balls to admit it. let me explain why they each bug me, especially the first two..
1. Stacey- she goes to almost every Honor Bright show in syracuse. but then blogs about how lame they are.
read the blog here.. oh and the comments that Zak, Ryan and i left her..
http://stacersz2704.blogspot.com/2008/05/may-2-2008.html
she pretends to their face thats shes this awesome fan. she buys merch. she screams the songs at shows.
why would you do all that when you cant even stand them? but besides the whole Honor Bright thing shes a bad friend. she and Courtney have supposedly been really good friends since like the 1st grade. she used to down Courtney all the time and was never there for her. and when Court and i became friends she stopped being a friend or was a bad one all together..
it just really annoys me. i know she doesnt like me. you can totally tell.
and ive always tried to be civil by saying hi when she does or just not talking to her. and ive done that for Courtney's sake. but this whole HB thing has pissed me off to the limit. and what Ryan said is totally true. if you dont like them, why the fuck do you listen..?
and i know it seems very childish of me to blog about this the way she did. but like i said. when or if she asks me i will tell her all of this, in person.
okay now onto the next one..
2. Jaimie-wow this bitch bugs me. why? she trys to compete with me for Courtney's friendship. sorry hun, you wont win. it really is no competition. she talks mad shit about me to Courtney and Steven. its sort of rediculous. why the fuck would you talk shit about me to my best friends! it makes no sense dude. i dont think your that stupid to not realize that they will tell me. oh and for your information i am not Courtney's master? where the fuck did that come from? and what about the shoes? Courtney all of a sudden wants to be my friend "again" because i bought her a birthday presant? when did we stop being friends in the first place? and so what if i bought her nikes for her birthday? does it really matter? im sorry nobody wants to buy you amazing shoes. im sorry you have 12 gaps in your teeth. im sorry you resemble a man. im sorry your mom is a crazy crackwhore. im sorry you must whore yourself for some ugly ass guy to notice you. im sorry your "self esteem" is low.
get over me and fix your fucking problems. oh and while your at it can you please please please fix the whole "im better than everyone" attitude. its really annoying.
okay i think im done ranting about these people. Debbie is upset in the living room and i feel really bad. her life sucks and there's nothing i can do about it. Courtney is eating cheese sticks and having a picnic on the kitchen floor. its pretty funny. and shes listening to my favorite song because shes a whore. i have to finish a survey on myspace so Melinda can get on the computer.
were going to the campsite tomorrow morning. im pretty pumped. i want to go fishing really badly!!
okay Court and i are going to go on the porch..
this is swell
this is fine
stop wasting all my hair, because its mine
can we try one more time
im running out of sympathies
and im running out of rhymes
* 10:22 AM
crest will make it happen
yes its friday!today was the Multi-Cultural Fest in my school. it turned out to be pretty fun.
i was jipped money, but it was by a couple of douche bags so i dont really care.
my friendship with Steven is becoming very weird. haha, but its still amazing.
were going to bang each other in a dark ally next to an old homeless man with aids while he wears a bright green thong and i cover myself with sundae ingrediants.
haha!
you would have to understand us to have it be hilarious! but maybe you do find it funny, i dont know.
i cant wait untill after school. were going ot Wal-Mart to get mine and Courtneys fishing license so we can catch them fishies! and then later were going to the mall so i get can 3 posters of the lover-ly Kat Von D! then tomorrow morning were leaving for the camp site. i cant wait.
i need to get away from the city lights..
actually i love the city light, its just going to be fun.
as far as my last blog went with my hair.
after much consideration ive decided to go with cut 2 and color 2. its just more practical and it would be easier for me to get a job at other places besides Hot Topic. bececause as much as i dont want it to be true. the world is judgemental, and they go by first impressions. im wicked excited about it. i have decided to get it professionally done instead of having Courtney do it. although she is my hair guru. she even agrees that she wants me to have someone professional do it because shes not skilled like that. haha.
so i found out Holding Solace already has a street team in the process, so there goes that idea. but on the upside i am now the leader or should i say co-leader because Courtney is the other co-leader of the band GO All OUT and my friend Joe's band The Last Battle. im very excited about this because both of these bands are amazing and have uber talent. after this weekend ill get started on the myspace's and then shit will be on from there yo!
CREST WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!
okay so Steven should feel happy because i just stole him a trogan cock ring from Wal-Mart. and then we had the most dirtiest and kinkiest conversation ever!
it was so histarical. Courtney got very flustered.
so tuesday at 7oclock, were going to bang Steven in the auditorium!
well this blog is ending so i can start my other one that i need to do before i get mad!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 * 2:05 PM
shut the fuck up!
oh. my. god.if this guy does not shut up i will fucking scream. i realize im fat and that i need to loose weight. but PLEASE stop giving me food advice. shut the fuck up. sit your happy ass in the fucking chair and watch your weird fucking tv programs.
SHUT UP!!!!!!
i dont want to know how much carbs are in my fucking lunch, i dont want to know that wraps arnt good. i dont want to know that there are 12 carbs in a fucking fudge bar that you ate. and i deffinitly dont want to know what you plan on eating later.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
okay now that he has shut up, i'll continue on this blog.
i want a new hair style. and im finding some cute ones. and i think i want to go back to my natural color, except with some fun color added into it.
can you help me decide?
here are the cuts..
mind you my hair is already short..
cut 1
cut 2
cut 3
okay now heres the color combination's..
i cant find color swatches so Courtney is making them for me :oP..
color combo 1
dark brown hair with bleach blonde, hot pink, and bright purple chunks/streaks
color combo 2
dark brown hair with bright red, bright orange, and bleach blonde chunks/streaks
color combo 3
dark brown hair with bright blue, bright green, and bright puprle chunks/streaks
now i ask of you folks to use your imagination and try and picture some combinations of the cuts and colors. also use it to see that the colors will obviously look different on hair [and their not the exact color]. let me know in a comment which cut and color i should use...
thanks for the help Court<3
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 * 6:07 PM
ironic camping
Courtney had a good point about camping this weeked..im PETRIFIED of forests!
but when i think about it, were not really going to be in the woods. more like next to the woods. or something like that.
its going to be a blasty blast though.
so im finally reading eclipse, its pretty amazing so far.
i think i want to make a Holding Solace street team because i dont think there is one yet. i have to talk to Amanda [fan of HB] about it though. because im not sure exactly what it is, and i want to know what to do and everything. im a retard when it comes to this stuff..
i just started thinking that this blog is basically pointless so im going to go now so i can stop wasting your time..
Sunday, May 18, 2008 * 8:29 AM
your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore
so ive been gone for awhile..miss me darlin?
its been semi hectic over here. i only went to school one day last week.
again i had that mentality to quit..
and i was serious this time, real serious.
i broke down in front of my moms job because i was extremely confused about what to do.
needless to say ive made up my mind to stay.
i have to double up on everything next year.. its going to be really really hard but i need to do it. i refuse to graduate a year later than im supposed to.
so i went and got back from South Carolina last weekend. it was pretty amazing. i got a tattoo the first day i was down there. it was pretty sweet. ill have pictures up soon. its my straightedge tattoo. located on my right wrist.
by the end of the trip i was petrified i would make it home because of tornados and i was getting extremely annoyed with the people i went with.
obviously i got home safe..
so that covers that. nothing really has been going on. saturday Court and i went to the mall so i could get her birthday shoes. there pretty sweet, there orange and lime green. i also got a Kat Von D poster that im in love with. that chick is extremely hot. i want to bang her!
this weekend me, Courtney, my mom, Melinda, Richard, Jon, Will, and Allysa are going camping. it should be fun. i just want to fish and rock out to some tunes in the woods.. haha.
on the 27th of May theres a show at Funk N' Waffles. Go All Out is playing and im wicked excited. hopefully shit works out that i can go and make a shirt for them.
right now im listening to Urgency's new song called Off Camera. its pretty amazing!
but i must go now.
ta-ta for now loves.. <3
Thursday, May 8, 2008 * 9:03 AM
COURT-KNEE'S BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COURTNEY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Courtney is 17 today! yay! we had a little party at her house last night which turned out to be a blasty-blast. there was a time when she was a little upset but it went away. my mom is picking us up at 12:45 to go do some plans that i have for her birthday. then were going to my house to dye my hair. then were going to the play!
after that im leaving!
for Carolina to the South!
im hoping this day turns out amazing for Court because she definitely deserves it.
i also hope my hair turns out amazing! haha.
last night i found out Steve will have my babies. even though he wants them to die! he's such a dirty twat! but hes amazing!
okay well its time for class. and i cant be late or the bitch from hell will write me up.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 * 8:49 AM
check checkity check check!
wow this past weekend was amazing!holy crow!
im still on a high from it...
friday i didnt go to any of my classes! it was incredibly awesome! later that night was an HB show which was just simply incredible because i got a song dedicated to me by them. this is what happened...
the start of Take My Hand started and all of a sudden Timmy said
"this goes out to our good friend Irene for getting the third Honor Bright tattoo ever!"
OH MY GAWD!!! i know right!
and its so ironic that Take My Hand was the first song that got me into their music.
it was sheer bliss.
then saturday was MOOSESTOCK! a whole day of incredibly awesome bands [except for a few] and incredibly hawt guys! everywhere we turned it was hawtness! Holding Solace, Honor Bright, The Doppler Effect, and Mayday Parade were insane! the sound was really good, so we could actually hear them sing. Zak's mom's drunk friend was hilarious and creepy all rolled into one! she wanted to smack some kids ass. and she told Hussain that his hieny was showing! there were kids being thrown in the air over and over again! there was some grabbing of crotches and asses of HAWT GUYS on my part!
i know im a perv!
but you would do the same thing if you had the chance.
dont lie. you know you would.
at the end of the day i was exhausted. my shoes were filthy [the dirt still wont wash out!]. and i was extremely happy!
straightedge.