"this post is all about the days 9-18-08 to 9-21-08"
So I donít know about you but I had one of the most amazing weekends ever! And because I like to relive everything and I know your dying to know what went down Iíll satisfy your craving and tell you :DI must warn you though. It will be quite long. I mean I have to talk about Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!
Thatís a lot.. So if you donít feel like sitting at your computer for a few hours then I suggest you go make a cake or watch your daily porn :D
Thursday:
Yes I know this is not part of the weekend but it was part of mine! So keep your comments to yourselves!
After 3rd block that day I went outside with Steven to wait for Weston to get there. I did this for two reasons. One- to see Weston! Duh! And two- so I could properly introduce them [be there for Steven so it wouldnít be way awkward]. I wound up being late for 4th block, oh well. It was worth it. So after school I hung out with Andrew for a little bit. We ate and talked. Same old, same old. And finally around 4:30 Steven and Weston came to pick me up. We got to Westcott around 5 and walked up and down Westcott street until 6ish.
There was this one way cool bookstore where a cat resided. It had a random massage chair that Weston ìstraddledî and Jesus candles. The Jesus candles weirded me out, so did Weston straddling a massage chair. He was getting into it. There was also this weird music that was playing. I donít want to say it sounded African, but it sounded African. I know it wasnít because it wasnít an African store. Thatís just how it sounded. But it was pretty good. It got Weston dancing and soon Steven.
I didnít dance.
I just looked at them funny. :D
After we left that bookstore we went to another one. I didnít like this one as much but it did have some pretty interesting books. They were to expensive. And to quiet. I had to leave because Weston and Steven were making me laugh so much. After about 5 min they came outside and Weston had some weird water with him. He wanted me to try it so I did. Steven said the aftertaste tasted like dirt. At first it tasted good but then the aftertaste was horrible. It did taste like dirt. Weston said it tasted like cashews. Where he got that I donít know. After walking back to the car to get my phone [I left it in there and was flipping out the whole time!!] we met up with DeAsia. We then had her taste the weird water. She said it tasted like crayons. Her and Weston must be smoking some really good crack because that water did not taste like cashews and it definitely didnít taste like crayons. It tasted like dirt.
After standing and talking for a little bit we went over to stand in line. By then it was at least 6:45. After a little while some white guy came out and told us we had to move away from the door or walk down the street or something because we couldnít block the street and there was a meeting inside. Then he proceeded to say that the show was at 8. What. The. Fuck. I told him to suck my dick. So we basically said fuck it and went over to the bench and hung out for awhile. I made some new friends. Matt, Ricky, and some guy with his girlfriend. I think Mattís gay. Ricky was cute for a black guy. And the other kid was fucking gorgeous. So was his girlfriend actually!
Eventually Erin found her way over to me. I can not stand her. She knows now. But to be creepy Weston started asking where she lived and if she could go to her party, things like that. Well she wasnít getting creeped out, I mean sheís fucking dense. It made Weston sad. Steven just started talking to her all nice and sugary sweet. I wanted to choke him. I started biting my fingers to pieces so I wouldnít say anything. I went home and discovered I had a bruise on my finger from biting so hard. She had went inside and came back out with a poster she made for Breathe Carolina. Can somebody say groupie? It looked like shit too. But the funniest part of the whole ìErin Experienceî was when she was coming back over to show us the poster, she tripped. Oh my god. I fucking lost it. I could not stop laughing!!! It was hysterical. Before she left though I decided to fuck with her and tell her that Tom and I had went to the movies a few times. You should have seen the look on her face. You could tell she was pissed. She was. She went and told Tom that I said that he and I were dating. Sheís just one dramatic girl. Any who, after hanging out for awhile, it was finally time to go inside. Sean came outside to tell everyone what was going on. I yelled out his name and he said ìShut the fuck up!!î. Oh my god. Funniest thing ever. I was dying. He then came over and apologized. It was all good in the hood though.
After getting inside I got a phone call. It was from Zak. Apparently he couldnít get in because there was no more room and they sold out. So because Iím Irene and I know people I got him in. I have to admit it was pretty spectacular. I had to give Sean the money drug deal style so no one would know. Zak totally loved me after that. Apparently he was on the treadmill thinking he should come to the show and then he noticed his leg was cramping so he stopped running, went home, showered, and got to the show.
Lets talk about the show now.
It sucked. Well parts of it anyhow. The Morning Of played first. The sound quality was terrible. It was bad. And it was so crowded I couldnít even see them so I said whatever and just goofed around with Weston, Steven, and DeAsia. That was pretty fun. Weston kept on crouching so he could see the ìshort person perspectiveî! So funny.
After they played we went outside to get some hair and I said hi to my cousin who I had saw earlier but didnít feel like saying hi. I actually feel like a bitch because I thought that he was some stuck up asshole. He still might be, you never know, but he seemed pretty chill that night. He said heís proud of me because Iím straightedge and I decided to finish school. I have to say, Iím pretty proud myself. I introduced him to everyone, but I introduced them all as my fiancÈís because they kind of are. I mean I proposed to DeAsia and Weston the first night I met them. Then I proposed to Steven that night. But Westonís in the lead because I proposed twice! Haha. Any who, JR said that he was curious as to how mine and DeAsiaís babyís would turn out. She got all defensive and accused him of being raciest. It was hysterical.
We then proceeded to go inside to watch Brokencyde. Theyíre sound is very punk/screamo/crunk. It was pretty amazing. They put on a really good show. I mean there were laser lights and strobe lights and mini disco ball things. Holy crow I got dizzy from it all. Weston, Steven, DeAsia, and I just danced all ghetto. We couldnít stop laughing. The crowd kept on doing this sign in the hair. Not sure what it was or how to do it so DeAsia and I threw up the sign for vagina in sign language!
GET CRUNK MUTHAFUCKA GET CRUNK!!
Funny stuff right there. after they played we went outside for yet another fresh air break. We wound up going to the store across the street to get a drink. And then we ran into a few girls that we met at the Flyleaf show at the fair. We talked to them for a bit before we went back inside to see Every Avenue. Well when I was going in to see them, Courtney called. So I went outside and told her everything that was going on. Zak came outside and they talked for a bit. It made her happy which is good. A short while after that we left because Weston had to be home.
The night was amazing and possibly one of my favorites.
Friday:
This was my very first dinner party. I cant wait to have more. School was the same. Nothing really excited happened. After school Courtney, Andrew, and I hung out until everyone got there. Court and I got in a little argument though. I kind of flipped on her and told her that she was contradicting herself which isnít good. She took my advice, I think. Haha. Well yeah, she did. Steven was supposed to be coming but he had to work. When he said he would come he didnít know. It sucked because he wanted to be there badly and it would have been so much more fun with him there. At around 5 Walter and Ches showed up. Walter brought pasta salad and Ches brought her brownie cookie bars. After that DeAsia showed up with her spanish rice. And finally Weston showed up with.. nothing! Haha. I just wound up having my mom make pizza and wings. It was all uber delicious though. Especially the spanish rice and pasta salad. Oh and the brownie cookie bars!! Those were fucking excellent! After we all ate we went outside for a bit.
Boy was that a spectacle. There was a point when I called Walter a nigger, not knowing there were black people behind me. I cut my foot trying to get inside quickly. Walter wouldnít stop laughing at me!! DeAsia wanted to play twister really badly so we called Jeremy and had him bring over a slice box. Well he wound up making like seven trips because turns out we needed like 98739287 boxes to make a decent twister board. We also needed a slice box to make a spinner. Before we made the board though we decided to take the marker Jeremy brought over and give Walter tattoos. With a permanent marker. We drew a penis and vagina and a large breasted monster on his back. We gave him a tramp stamp on his back that said ìBobs onlyî. We gave him an old fashioned anchor on his bicep that said ìbig daddyî. There were black guys on this stomach named Kunta. His left nipple belonged to me. And his right nipple belonged to gay but sex. He represents 315 nigga! And the Ricans! Oh god. It was possibly the funniest thing ever. DeAsia and I were also drawn on. For some odd reason I had the names of the HB guys drawn on my chest and so did DeAsia. Her right nipple belonged to me! Haha.. I was just collecting them that night. So we finally got to the twister board. It was possibly the ghetto-ist thing I have ever seen. Because my best friends are a bunch of pervs that named each circle after something sexual.
B is for Blow Jobs
R is for Rectum
I cant remember any of the other ones. Just know that it was hysterical. Ches, Walter, DeAsia, and Weston played. Ches only played one round. Walter always got out. And Weston always won. Because the spinner was so ghetto and it didnít really work well, Ches and I just tried coming up with directions to get them into the most contorted sexual positions ever! Towards the end of the game it looked like DeAsia was pleasuring Weston, in more ways then one. And vice versa. We have pictures.
Hopefully Iíll get them up somehow. After the game everyone went inside except for me and Weston. We sat on the porch in this weird way. I was in between his legs with my head on his knee and he was leaning forward with his head on my shoulder. It kept me warm! Then Ches came out and then Court. And then soon everyone. We all just hung out on the porch and talked. Walter and DeAsia sang very loudly and very bad to Honor Bright and Ludo. It scared me. Ches and Andrew left because they had to be home. After they left the rest of us took two blankets and laid them on the ground and cuddled on the cement. Haha. As uncomfy as it sounds it was extremely comfortable. DeAsia left soon after that. Followed by Courtney. Walter and Weston left at about midnight. I went inside and passed out!! I was soo exhausted. But I went to sleep with a smile on my face and stomach full of awesome food.
Saturday:
This day was boring for the first part so Iíll just get to the second half of the day. Sarah came over and for some odd reason its weird between us. Like we never have anything to talk about anymore. And for us thatís abnormal. Well she wanted to do something and so did I. So I tried coming up with some stuff but she didnít want to do anything. I was getting sort of annoyed. So then I thought, well why not ask Weston and Steven if they want to go to the movies. They both had money and they both wanted to go. So they left it up to me to decide what movie and what time. I decided on Dane Cooks new movie My Best Friends Girl. It was at 9:30. Sarah kind of got mad at me because I was basically ditching her but I really didnít feel like sitting there all night until she left. At least Iíd be doing something. Sarah actually wound up going with us. Weston got to my house so we could follow him to Stevens because Iím a creepo and I wanted to see where Steven lived. I donít know his address but I know his street and what house. Expect me outside your window at night, Steven!! :D We got to the mall and went upstairs to get the tickets. Oh boy was this fun. Weston told Steven not to go to the old woman. Well Sarah and I thought it would be okay for us to go to her because we look older. Apparently this old woman is the devil reincarnated and she IDís everyone. We didnít have ID so we didnít get our tickets. But Steven and Weston who look 12 got theirs. What the fuck is up with that! So we had them go back around to get our tickets. But the old woman saw them and called security.
OH MY GOD! I wanted to die! But luckily Weston saw one of his friends and he got our tickets for us. I love that guy now!
The movie was amazing. I love Dane Cook. Steven and I creamed ourselves. After the movie I didnít want to go home. I mean it was only 11:30. Wayy to early! So we went to Rojiís. I love that fucking place now. Im craving some bubble tea as I type this. Itís a wicked cool atmosphere and the tea is incredible. I had Lychee Bubble Tea. Holy crow was that good. The tapioca balls were weird at first, there very chewy and slimy, but I got used to it. We all just sat there and talked and laughed. It was very chill and relaxing. Rojiís closed at one so we left but stood outside for about a half hour just talking. We then parted ways with hugs and ìIíll talk to you laterî. Sarah and I went back to my house and we talked about the night. She was glad she went. I was too.
Sunday:
Nothing really to say about this day. My mom and I just spent the day together. We went to the casino but we got there late so we couldnít play bingo. We actually got lost on the way up there. Well not lost but we drove to far, so we had to turn around and back track. It was fun though. It was just me and my mom and we got to talk and sort of catch up. Once we got to the casino we went and played some penny machines. I lost my money right away. I donít think Iím meant to gamble. It just doesnít work out for me. But we found this one game called Lucky Seals where we won a $120. We left after that so we didnít lose it all again. Haha. After we left we met up with Tina at chinese. We were all starving!! I havenít had chinese in forever and I love the place we went to. Uber delicious. After chinese we went to Wal-Mart because we had to get a few things. I got 4 new books. A series and a regular book. And I got some blonde hair dye. After Wal-Mart we went home and hung out some more and I dyed my hair. It didnít turn out as I had planned. Instead of a bleach blonde it was more a peanut butter color. Eww. Thatís just nasty. Basically I got to spend time with my mom which is rare these days. It was fun. And well deserved.
I know that was really really really really really really long but it was so worth it!
straightedge.